Well maybe not, but the article is funny:
"Now, I don’t want to speak for everyone living in the fourth-largest city in America. But let me put it this way: I’ve never watched the Longhorn Network. I have a pretty good feeling I will never watch your school’s stupid TV station. And I honestly wouldn’t even know what channel to find it on if I did want to see Mack Brown interviewing a cow or the grainy rebroadcast of a football game from 1969.
Actually, let me speak for the vast majority of this city’s sports-obsessed residents: Saying the Longhorns and the Big 12 are “in” Houston because of a network only a few misguided souls dare to watch is like declaring 11-14 under Strong a promising start.
And I thought Texas was a smart school."