Disregard everything that I said.
I re-checked the NYU website.
The dates are all wrong.
She could not have graduated 6 Years ago.
That is the problem with the internet.
Not like when we had typesetting and corrections the next day.
The dates are all discombobulated.
Which since it is my hospital of choice gives me a little pause.
She is not 9 years old. She can then touch my delicate body.