10 Tips on How to Become a Negative Person
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- If your argument gets absolutely destroyed by numerous people, move on and pretend like nothing happened.
- Post racist memes. The racister the better.
- Flag completely inoffensive posts in bulk.
- Post combative acronyms. Lie and say they mean something else. For instance, FU means “Fun Uncle”.
- Get distracted by a blast text from billionaire and failed casino owner Donald Trump asking for donations to fund his numerous lawsuits. Abandon Tips 8-10.