Heads Up!

Good morning. A Soviet spacecraft from the 1970s could crash your Saturday barbecue—or rather, crash into it. At some point in the next day, Kosmos 482, which failed to land on Venus after it was launched 53 years ago, is expected to hurtle uncontrolled back to Earth. Unfortunately, scientists have no idea where this half-ton hunk of metal will land, but they project it could fall anywhere from 52 degrees north to 52 degrees south (where virtually all of you are reading this from).

But here’s why you can probably go about your weekend undisturbed: The creaky Kosmos 482 could burn up upon reentry, and more importantly, most of the Earth is water, so the likelihood that it cannonballs into an ocean is far more likely than it plunking down on your head

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If it doesn’t burn up in the atmosphere I hope it lands in the ocean.
Next best alternative is Baylor

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I sent the Russians a map of College Station.
Just kidding.

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With our luck it’ll hit Fertita Center instead.

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…or

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Put the stamp on us being Space U. Suck it UCF!

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Indian Ocean

Moscow breathing a sigh of relief that it landed in the ocean.

If they want it back, they can just get it themselves.

judas, only texas would style its stadium seats into a longhorn