HERMAN BRINGS IN HYPNOTIST FOR LONGHORN PLAYERS

On the news today CTH brings in hypnotist for players.

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Probably brought one in to ensure his players will be more than ok with being kissed :kissing:

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Can’t watch the video now. Did he do it for entertainment or for some coaching strategy?

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When I count to three you will be an underperforming program…holy guacamole this stuff works.

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Why is LTH even brought up here at COOGFANS? He is a BONGHORN!

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Indeed; he is dead to me - died when he left us in the lurch!

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It’s OK to watch the video, it’ just a clip from The Natural.

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Newsnote: It was intended as a sardonic comment to some UT propoganda that made the national news. Screw 'em all.

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Ahhh, see I thought this thread was serious.

What is wrong with this man!? I mean, seriously! What’s next…he brings in rat traps to test his offensive linemen’s hand speed? Weird dude.

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The real thing is on ESPN. Players on stage are put to sleep while the rest laugh at them, like what you’d see at a comedy show.

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Heck…maybe Texas is on to something. Crystals instead of liniment, Ouiga Board instead of a Playbook…:smiley:

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Herman is an attention whore. Whether ineffectively wielding a sledge hammer or requiring players to ‘watch the shiny coin.’ He gets away with this nonsense but only as long as he wins. So glad he gone.

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