I Missed My Calling

The day after a football game, I could have charged double.

https://metro.co.uk/2022/01/04/90-day-fiance-star-selling-farts-in-a-jar-for-38k-a-week-hospitalised-15863914/?ito=socialmetrouktwitter

speaking of gas

and we are supposed to be smarter than

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He may have created the rodent or cricket burrito since there’s no beef, chicken, beans or cheese in North Korea.

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Gives new meaning to the phrase ‘gas money’