If Dorothy travelled down the yellow brick road and encountered a Cougar/Shasta

Cougar Football
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Would he be looking for an offense?

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Ahem

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If the Cougar has been watching our games he will be in a bad mood and will eat Dorothy…and her little dog, too.

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Pretty sure Shasta is a person in costume like the rest of what Dorothy finds. That and even if he were a real cougar, he couldn’t go on the offensive (rim shot).