MTG - 2nd Civil War

A new confederate country. No women’s rights, no LBGQTA+ Rights, no workers rights, no infrastructure, dirty water, dirty air, guns you shall have.

She should be reminded that the blue states would have access to those Jewish Space Lasers so the war would be over in 15 minutes. They have become much more accurate in the last year or so.

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:joy::joy::joy:

NOTHING strikes fear in her tiny black heart more than Jewish Space Lasers!

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If everyone she talks to says we need to do this, then she needs to talk to different people.

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Any national divorce will turn into a civil war just due to the custody battle on who has to take MTG.

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Please refer to it as it’s proper name; “The Death Star of David”. We worked long and hard to get this thing built. Some may say it was a long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away……

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The Bimbo Bumpkin calls for secession.

Ok, that is really dumb.

I am ok with Northwest Georgia leaving.

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May the Schwartz be with you!

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What I always think of when “Jewish Space Lasers” comes up. Does she think Spaceballs is real y’all? Bless her heart.

The only value she provides her supporters is being hated. They seem to like that a lot.

That and just being batshit crazy. They like that a lot too, apparently.

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MTG needs to propose legislation for a national divorce if that’s what her constituents want.

I think she know’s her niche, and that’s to say the most outlandish things to get the most press/hits. She’s just another Tucker. Seems to be working.

Dumb bunny doubles down, now says people moving should lose their right to vote. Clown show.

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“What I think would be something that some red states could propose is, well, okay, if Democrat voters choose to flee these blue states where they cannot tolerate the living conditions, they don’t want their children taught these horrible things and they really change their mind on the types of policies that they support,” Greene raged.

“Well, once they move to a red state, guess what? Maybe you don’t get to vote for five years,” Greene concluded, suggesting to disenfranchise her fellow Americans over their political views.

I think people are going to turn to facts and decency like never before, the cycle of stupidity and vileness has reached its apex.

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I hope so.

Wrong thread.

This should be on the Political Humor thread. :joy::sob::drooling_face:

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