Tim decided to tie the knot with his long time girlfriend.
One evening, after the honeymoon, he was organizing his University Football posters and pennants. His wife was standing nearby watching him.
After a long period of silence she finally speaks. “Honey, I’ve been thinking, now that we’re married maybe it’s time you quit attending Cougar games and functions and spending so much time on Coogfans… You spend so much time on the internet. You could probably get a good price for your Cougar souveniers.”
Tim gets this horrified look on his face.
She says, “Darling, what’s wrong?”
“For a minute there you were sounding like my ex-wife.”
“Ex wife!” she screams, “I didn’t know you were married before!”