An Ode to our Cyclone Fans

A big game between the top big12
certain to be a bruising battle hell
Alas we know all about the team cyclones
but we plan to skin them to their very bones

They strut, they prance as if owning the league
but come Saturday, Coogs will beat them to fatigue
ON Jwan, on Cryer, On Tugler, on demon Sharp
kick their derriere back to Ames to play their harps

No pretenders will sit on the Big12 championship
It’s only meant for Cougars who know the crown fits
We wish our merry ISU fans a pleasant journey
Until the Cyclones face the ultimate COOG fury.

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In Houston’s heart, the Cougars roar,
With grit and strength, they take the floor.
Iowa State came with hope in sight,
But Houston’s fire burned bright tonight.

The ball would bounce, the crowd would cheer,
As every move grew crystal clear.
A dunk, a drive, a perfect shot,
The Cyclones fought, but they were caught.

With every pass and every steal,
The Cougars’ will was made of steel.
Iowa State could not compete,
As Houston claimed their well-earned feat.

The buzzer sounded, victory sweet,
A triumph loud, an undeniable feat.
The Cougars stand, proud and tall,
Their strength and spirit conquering all.

A battle won, a team so bold,
In Houston’s story, now retold.
The Cougars rise, they take their place,
A winning legacy, a champion’s grace.

– ChatGPT 2025

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You should let me post this on the ISU board as this is a challenge to them!

So, we’re doing poetry now?

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well done ar, not the other; chatgpt is cheatmg

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It’s the Coog Motto
They want to know who’s next
Another trophy on the mantle,
#StrongText

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How many songs today are being written by ChatGPT?

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That doesn’t rhyme.

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All of them.

Getting Old Baby Boomer GIF by MOODMAN

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I honestly had never seen Iowa State play in anything (football or basketball) before we joined the Big 12 BUT since joining, they’ve become a fun team to play against!

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You’re missing out if you don’t at least watch Iowa-ISU in football. El Assico throws out all rankings, all records, and all common sense. It’s so bad it circles back to being exciting to watch.

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I would go to that, one of the best in state football rivalries that maintained on this yearly conference change era imo

Iowa St is the new Houston vs Cincinnati bruisefests we had in the AAC (back when Cincy had Cronin and were good).

I have some close friends from Cedar Rapids. They’re all about the Hawkeyes. I have found myself rooting for ISU just to jovially irritate my friends. Otherwise, I have no allegiance to the Cyclones and am unable to muster any Cyclone favoritism except that which helps further the Coogs’ cause…

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
Coogs by 100
Cuz Cyclones have Bird Flu

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