The 2nd graders I teach love jokes. They ask every class, I’m pretty much out. I turned a joke I heard into a Dad joke.
I told the kids whoever is making dinner ask
"Do you have any Helicopter chips?
When the parent says no then say
“That’s okay, I’ll take plain chips”
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Why do sharks live in salt water?
Because pepper makes them sneeze.
What’s the difference between Abu Dhabi and Dubai?
People in Dubai don’t watch the Flintstones, but the people in Abu Dhabi do.
(Better joke spoken than read).
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Thats about as funny as a submarine with screen doors.
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Kid told me one today,
What do call a bear without ears?
A Bee
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What’s the difference between roast beef and pea soup???
Everybody can roast beef, but nobody can pee soup.
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What do you call a dog magician?
A labracadabrador
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I can only use the second with my students. I always shut them down when they go to any potty humor.
But i still liked that one
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I just need the visual aid
A man was in his driveway, waxing his car with his son. After a few minutes, the son looked up at his father and said, “You know you could use a rag for this, right?”
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What’s blue and smells like red paint?
Blue paint
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What did the Buffalo say to his kid when he dropped him off at school? Bison
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The only joke I’ve been able to remember for the last thirty years:
“Two guys walk into a bar, and the third one ducks.”
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Thanks! Going to try this one today, will post results afterwards.
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Got a chuckle from two and then they explained to the rest of the class
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