Historic Win

Just think if he kit the one the was in and out …

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Let’s also take a minute to recognize the fact that we started 1-2 in conference play, then followed that by going 14 and freaking 1 in the best conference in America.

Wow.

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lol

I remember half this message board already saying the season was over after losing to Iowa state

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All the haters that came out after our 1-2 start have been really battered since

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kept blaming CKS. Pathetic turds.

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Love our Fans ! What a message!
Go Coogs !

What a scene yesterday. Just beyond proud of what this program has become and what it means to our beloved alma mater. Cutting down the nets never gets old. What a special place the Fertitta Center is — all the way from opening night against Oregon.

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I was about 15 feet away, Sampson asked about Dickinson’s injury and Self said it was his shoulder. That was all.

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Does anyone know if the throwback jerseys like they wore yesterday are for sale?

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Elvin has left the building.

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(thanks to and RIP Mojo Nixon)

When I look out into your eyes out there,
When I look out into your faces,
You know what I see?
I see a little bit of Elvin
In each and every one of you out there.
Lemme tell ya…
Weeeeeeeeeellllllll…
Elvin is everywhere
Elvin is everything
Elvin is everybody
Elvin is still the king
Man o man
What I want you to see
Is that the big E’s
Inside of you and me

Elvin is everywhere, man!
He’s in everything.
He’s in everybody…
Elvin is in your jeans.
He’s in your cheeseburgers
Elvin is in Nutty Buddies!
Elvin is in your mom!
He’s in everybody.
He’s in the young, the old,
The fat, the skinny,
The white, the black
The brown and the blue
People got Elvin in 'em too
Elvin is in everybody out there.
Everybody’s got Elvin in them!
Everybody except one person that is…
Yeah, one person!
The evil opposite of Elvin.
The Anti-Elvin
Anti-Elvin got no Elvin in 'em,
Lemme tell ya.
Michael J. Fox has no Elvin in him.
And Elvin is in Joan Rivers
But he’s trying to get out, man!
He’s trying to get out!
Listen up Joanie Baby!
Elvin is everywhere
Elvin is everything
Elvin is everybody
Elvin is still the king
Man o man
What I want you to see
Is that the big E’s
Inside of you and me

Man, there’s a lot of unexplained phenomenon
Out there in the world.
Lot of things people say
What the heck’s going on?
Let me tell ya!
Who built the pyramids?
ELVIN!
Who built Stonehenge?
ELVIN!
Yeah, man you see guys
Walking down the street
Pushing shopping carts
And you think they’re talking to Allah,
They’re talking to themself.
Man, no they’re talking to ELVIN!
ELVIN! ELVIN!
You know what’s going on in that Bermuda Triangle?
Down in the Bermuda Traingle
Elvin needs boats.
Elvin needs boats.
Elvin Elvin Elvin
Elvin Elvin Elvin
Elvin needs boats.
Aahh! The Sailing Elvin!
Captain Elvin!
Commodore Elvin it is.
Yeah man, you know people from outer space,
People from outer space they come up to me.
They don’t look like like Doctor Spock.
They don’t look like Klingons,
All that Star Trek jive.
They look like Elvin.
ELVIN!
Everybody in outer space looks like Elvin.
Cause Elvin is a perfect being.
We are all moving in perfect peace and harmony towards Elvinness
Soon all will become Elvin.
Everything everywhere will be Elvin.
Why do you think they call it evolution anyway?
It’s really Elvinlution!
Elvinlution!
Elvin is everywhere
Elvin is everything
Elvin is everybody
Elvin is still the king
Man o man
What I want you to see
Is that the big E’s
Inside of you and me

That’s right ladies and gentlemen,
The time has come!
Time has come to talk
To that little bit of Elvin inside of you.
Talk to it!
Call it up!
Say “Elvin, heal me!”
“Save me, Elvin!”
“Make me be born again
In the perfect Elvin light”
That’s right!
You’ve got that Elvin inside of ya
And he’s talkin to ya
He says he wants you to sing!
Everybody’s got to sing like the king!
Like the king
Get that leg going now
Get your lip too.
Not no fool Billy Idol lip either
Everybody!
Yeah, we’re rockin now!
Elvin is with us.
He’s with us and he’s speaking to us.
He says “Peoples!”
“Peoples!”
“Everybody!”
“Everybody got to sing!”
Elvin is everywhere
Elvin is everything
Elvin is everybody
Elvin is still the king
Man o man
What I want you to see
Is that the big E’s
Inside of you and me
ELVIN!

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You sir, win the internet today. Post of the year!

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All credit to Mojo. I just changed one letter. Over and over and over…

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