Yankees like Dallas because it’s basically a midwestern city. They hate Houston because it’s a true southern city.
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Houston = blue collar
Dallas = white collar
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Houston = real
Dallas = fake
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They hate us cuz they anus.
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Houston = International city
Dallas = donkey stable
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So who is the mystery Astro that’s gonna come out boomin’ during the ALCS?
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Jon Singleton will hit FIVE pinch hit Homeruns.
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I’ll take the under.
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When is Jon Singleton going to get an AB?
Chas is due. Waiting on Tucker to get out of his funk.
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With Abreu playing so well, why is Singleton on the playoff roster? Correct me if I’m mistaken, but the reason Singleton was called up from SL was because Abreu was struggling at the plate.
Now Abreu is one of the most productive position players on the team. Without a doubt, he was disappointing through the regular season, but (man ‘o man) he has become a powerful asset to the team late in the season.
The offense lineup is unrelenting with…
Altuve, Bregman, Alvarez, Tucker, Abreu, McCormick, Brantley, Peña and, from time to time, Diaz.
Modern day…Murders Row.
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As goes Bregman, so go the Astros. Have you ever noticed that you can have guys hitting home runs and its still a close game but when Bregman is hitting there seems to be a hum on the bases.
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Agreed. When Bregman strums, the team performs like Guns ‘N Roses.
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Hopefully, it’s the 80s/90s GNR and not today’s version. 
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Hopefully the roof is closed.
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When Dusty calls his name……Much like Robert Redford in The Natural……except he’ll do it five times, not just once.
Ok, uh…well, alright Jon Singleton is not the natural other than the grass he has been smoking.
Hopefully booming, but we know for sure he’ll come out hacking!!!
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