At least today you learned one thing on the Satellite
Actually, it might be a good name for this site…
Most bread names are self-explanatory: cinnamon-raisin, sandwich wheat, potato bread. So what exactly is a “pumpernickel”? Originating in Germany, this dark and hefty bread combines rye flour, molasses, and sourdough starter for a dough that bakes at low heat for a whole day. Many American pumpernickel bakers [speed up the process by using yeast and wheat flour, which makes for a lighter loaf that reduces (or altogether removes) pumpernickel’s namesake side effect: flatulence. German bakers of old acknowledged the bread’s gas-inducing ability with an [unsavory nickname] pumpern meaning “to break wind,” and nickel for “goblin or devil.” Put together, the translation reads as “[devil’s fart]— a reference to how difficult pumpernickel could be on the digestive tract.
Well there you go. If I die in a nuclear holocaust this year (whose odds are increasing) I go to my maker with important knowledge on pumpernickel bread. Having been to Germany plenty of times, their bread is really good.