If College Football was a Vacation…

Most people just assume they’ll take their Family and Friends to a giant theme park, stay in a nice hotel, ride the rides, spend a ton of money, and navigate the crowd of thousands to carve out some good times and some memories, but…

Some folks decide that the best memories are created by taking a different route and avoiding the “Carousels” altogether and instead, take their Family and Friends to the Vacation Home. You know, the place where you gather everyone around for good food, hunting, fishing, boating, and hikes through the woods.

Both are places you can go to every year, however, the theme parks are crowded and there’s only so many seats on the roller coasters, and the thrills are Short-lived. Whereas the Vacation home is a place you can enjoy one another’s company and create real, lasting memories.

I came up with this analogy thinking that Lane Kiffen is telling everyone he’ll be waiting at the front of the line on the worlds largest, fastest, giga-coaster (which isn’t built yet), and expecting his family and friends to see him there.

Meanwhile, Willie Fritz, and his Family, are preparing their Vacation home for their extended family and friends to come out and stay for as long as they like, while they set the expectation that the folks they invite will make a habit of coming back, year after year, and establish traditions that last a lifetime.

Oh, and all the football games will be on the big screen, in the living room, with the fireplace roaring, and everyone is eating barbecue….

Ps. For the record, I have nothing against roller coasters…

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Willie better get the Coogs on the giga-coaster. That is what we have been expecting.

He can spend his twilight years at the late with friends when he is done.

It was an analogy.

Perhaps a different analogy would suit you better…

Willie is building a home on a firm foundation, while the majority of folks are slapping up expensive condos.

He’s doing EXACTLY what he was hired to do.

I’m not so sure, when you say “we”, you are speaking for everyone…

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…and how did those last 4 or 5 trips to the theme park work out for you?

The Roller Coaster ride does not equal a Conference or National Championship. It’s more like…. 1 good win against a ranked team.

The entire Vacation is what equates to a Championship, in my analogy. But, hey no problem, not everyone gets it…

…or even wants to…