Thanks.
There goes that idea. I was going to put the interlocking UH on each of my eyeballs.
Every day I see something someone does and think there can’t be anything more stupid than that only to be proven wrong the next day.
I’m guessing it’s been a while since you’ve had a teenager in the house. 
That, apparently, is not the only stupid thing he has done. When I was young I was disqualified from a job because I had an identifiable scar on the bottom of my foot. The scar was from a childhood accident.
I’ve never been asked to show the bottoms of my feet at a job interview. Were you applying as a foot-fetish model?
It was a government job, a very serious government job. It was one item on a very long questionnaire.
Now I know how to identify you if I think someone may be an impostor
The tattoo artist should have some liability here imo…