Introducing the Willie-Meter

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I’m debuting the Willie-Meter, (visible below my username on every post I make), as a realtime overall metric gauging my approval / disapproval of Fritz.

100% is national championship, and 0% is Friendswood.

Thanks,
Pearland

Edit: After many requests in my PM’s, I’ve changed the units on the Willie-Meter from percent to inches.

10” is national championship, 0” is Friendswood.

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a post brought to you by pearland

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Is that Pearland?

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An easy way to make sure you’re reading a genuine Pearland post is to look for the Willie-Meter directly under my username.

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Not the Pearland we know with deep, thoughtful insights. This one uses commas.

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Might want to rename it the “Fritz Meter” as Pearland’s Willie Meter sounds like TMI :rofl:

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My Willie is always at 100% just saying. National champ.

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Willie meter… ?!?

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The Pearland franchise continues to deliver.

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Why are you trying to get us to look at your Willie?

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Big Willie Style

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Seems authentic judging by the hatred for Friendswood.

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I believe it’s pronounced willieometer

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Yeah, this is not the doldrum, tiresome Pearland.

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Do we finally have the ability to ad/neg reputation of a post???

Oh man I had so much fun with that back on shaggybevo (when it was semi tolerable).

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Aren’t you in pain Cristian?

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You can’t push Willie round,
Willie won’t go

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Ray Liotta Laughing GIFs | Tenor

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