New job?

It was just tongue and cheek.

I love that we make up titles for positions. Vice president of athletics. Chancellordent. We are awesome at this.

Just like banks. Keep pay low but give important sounding titles

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I sent my resume in. My wife says I should have left the forklift off the job history and focused more on the four years of telemarketing.

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Not to mention offensive and defensive plays.

Tell your wife it shows you have experience doing the heavy lifting. And no one likes a telemarketer.

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