Blow harder
This isn’t the local bath house. Keep your neuro-erotic fantasies to reddit.
We have a local bath house? Who knew? I didn’t know there were any of those in the US.
Why not? It’s something different. I like the stripes over the top of the helmets.
I go to this one every week.

Why does every AI generative chick have Far East origins and a nice set of knockers? Not that I’m complaining.
Probably because they know guys like that.
Really,really,really smart move ! Talk about some cleaver marketing !
Go Coogs !
Props to FunkMaster for getting the phrase “neuro-erotic fantasies” into the thread! I did not have that one on my bingo card ![]()
Like knowing the oiler blue uniforms would be liked by football fans.
If you don’t like it, that’s fine. If you want to continue to pretend that it wasn’t a marketing home run, we’re going to continue to laugh at you.
Hopefully these unis are in NCAA Football when the video game finally returns next year.
Let’s petition to add Columbia blue to the school colors! This should be forever.
School colors or uniform trim/alt?
I’ve posted this before but UH should use Sam Houston’s ancestral tartan on our uniforms. That’d be unique. And don’t forget about my greyhounds as mascots.
Fun fact: back when we were Houston Junior College, our colors were blue and white.
Bud Adams went to Kansas
While greyhounds would be cool, the martlet would be more unique. Who wouldn’t want a mythological bird who has no feet because it doesn’t need them because it never lands?
The athletic symbolism may favor the greyound though as it stands for speed in giving aid while the martlet symbolizes peace and deliverance


