Seating Etiquette (Complaining about fat people)

Basketball
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Austin Powers Get In My Belly GIF by Chris Cimino

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I don’t really have any good advice here since you sit in section 104.

But I would have some advice if you sat in section 12X

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As someone who sat in the middle of two morbidly obese women on a Spirit flight to Cabo
 God speed brother

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Some years ago I was on a Southwest flight from LA to Houston. Full flight and I ended up in a middle seat against a bulkhead between 2 large ladies. They weren’t so large as to spill onto my seat though.

The elder lady looks at me, I’m dressed in a suit, and says, “ooo, we gonna make a sandwich out of you”. :laughing:

We all laughed and ended up having a very enjoyable conversation all 3 of us through the flight. Good people.

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I never take a middle seat
 I’m 6’3" with broad shoulders
gotta have the aisle.

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Go for the emergency exit row. You get more leg room.

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I always do


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Acceptance is the only viable solution.

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Lean over and kiss him on the cheek. Problem solved, hopefully.

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Or problem made 1000X worse when he wraps his arms around you for a nice snuggle.

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Yeah, this is a problem for football as well. When I had season tickets for football and basketball I bought an extra seat for buffer.

The worst experience I ever had in my life, however, was at the Astros 2019 World Series game 6. I paid over $1K/ticket for 2 seats in the upper deck and big bertha sat right next to me. Never again.

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We need a fatass section for these people. Best place would be next to a concession stand!

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“I just got a COVID test. I don’t think they really work. It said positive but I’ve only had really bad symptoms for a day or so. What do you think? Want to share my popcorn?”