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I donât really have any good advice here since you sit in section 104.
But I would have some advice if you sat in section 12X
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As someone who sat in the middle of two morbidly obese women on a Spirit flight to Cabo⊠God speed brother
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Some years ago I was on a Southwest flight from LA to Houston. Full flight and I ended up in a middle seat against a bulkhead between 2 large ladies. They werenât so large as to spill onto my seat though.
The elder lady looks at me, Iâm dressed in a suit, and says, âooo, we gonna make a sandwich out of youâ. 
We all laughed and ended up having a very enjoyable conversation all 3 of us through the flight. Good people.
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I never take a middle seat⊠Iâm 6â3" with broad shouldersâŠgotta have the aisle.
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Go for the emergency exit row. You get more leg room.
I always doâŠ
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Acceptance is the only viable solution.
Lean over and kiss him on the cheek. Problem solved, hopefully.
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Or problem made 1000X worse when he wraps his arms around you for a nice snuggle.
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Yeah, this is a problem for football as well. When I had season tickets for football and basketball I bought an extra seat for buffer.
The worst experience I ever had in my life, however, was at the Astros 2019 World Series game 6. I paid over $1K/ticket for 2 seats in the upper deck and big bertha sat right next to me. Never again.
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We need a fatass section for these people. Best place would be next to a concession stand!
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âI just got a COVID test. I donât think they really work. It said positive but Iâve only had really bad symptoms for a day or so. What do you think? Want to share my popcorn?â
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I really hope youâre kidding.
Heâs making a joke about how to get that person to move away from youâŠ
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The people complaining about the size of the cougar fan sitting next are probably the same âfansâ that give you a dirty look when you stand up and cheer on the team and ask you to sit down so they can see. How about everyone at the game tonight that has 2 good feet stand up and get into the game instead of treating it like a night at the movies. Let the fat guy sit in peace with his large popcorn and coke
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Some of us have foot problems, knee problems, balance problems and arthritis in many joints. Be kind to your fellow ticket holder. Donât block anyone elses view. They, most likely, paid for their ticket, too.
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We have an overly enthusiastic Coog fan that is tall and wide that sits several rows ahead of us. He stands almost the whole time and blocks our view. The poor lady directly behind him is really frustrated. Heâs gotten better over the course of the season. Be enthusiastic but remember people behind you paid to watch the game, not your backside.
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Reminds me of that Astros playoff game a year or two ago where some dude thought he had the right to tell a young boy in the aisle in front of him to sit down so he could watch the game better. The Astros players saw a video of it on social media and made sure that the young fan got to go to the next game and told him to stand and cheer as loud as he wants.
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