I won’t invite my friend again. I’ll tell him that the season ticket next to me doesn’t want a fat guy sitting next to him
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What a joke!
Damn we’re soft as FU@! these days…
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At least for the big games that are close, there is a lot of standing and cheering.
Mr. Big will be stuck sitting, wedged tightly in his seat.
Advantage to Mr. Light.
Personally, I’d be much more irked if I had a very tall person in the seat in front of me.
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Maybe put all the fatties in the same section so they can “see how it is”?
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A “big and tall” section?
I brought my nephew to a game a couple of years ago. He’s 6’5" and 295 - not at all fat, but those seats aren’t suitable, for sure.
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A few ideas: Bill him for the space he’s occupying in your seat. Bring him a salad. Wear a t-shirt that says ‘no fat chicks.’ Sure, he’s a dude, but he will get the idea. Start a discussion about heart disease. Ask him if he sweats more than most others. This should get you started. You’re welcome.
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Hey man that’s not cool, I’m the guy on the other side!
Is this a middle school math problem?
Wife, which wife yours or “hubby’s?”
So you have two seats and there are two other seats next to you.
If the wife, hubby’s wife is replaced by a 300lbs individual it could be resolved by the “hubby” seating next to him.
Why should you have to seat next to him?
No pun intended.
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So what. Just post up against him the whole game like your playing. He ain’t sweating so you’ll be ok.
I was about to be insulted as I am a big man and have season tickets with the wife in 104. However I do try to minimize my seating footprint to not impose on my neighbor.
You should start flirting with him. He will stop coming back
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I wouldn’t say anything. I would drink a glass of milk, eat beans, and cauliflower, before the next game. God, help anyone setting next to me. Or in front of, or behind…
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Alternate seats with him at half time, and agitate the fan on the other side, too.
Eat a plate of deviled eggs for lunch before the games.
So basically crop dust the whole section. Give me your seat and I will come prepared.
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Mr. Biggs…
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This is Mr. BIG…
Sorry, I don’t have a suggestion for you. Maybe if you lean into the guy like he’s a big ole pillow, he’ll get uncomfortable and move somewhere else.
Seriously, I run into this all the time on airplanes. I’ve just come to accept it.
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