SMU Trash Talking Thread

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This is a safe place for us to make fun of and insult SMU football or SMU in general leading up to the game. Can’t help it after seeing their SMU football billboards in Arlington and Fort Worth this weekend. They still don’t get that the city of Dallas doesn’t even care about them, the west side of DFW sure doesn’t. Will they be wearing their “Dallas” jerseys for the game or can we expect “DFW” or “Metroplex” to show up on the jerseys? Only a couple moves away from them putting “Texas” on those ugly uniforms.

For those who will call this bulletin board material, if SMU football players need a bunch of random people online making fun of them to get pump up for a game, then they have already lost. Yelling at clouds not allowed in this thread.

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Also any jokes related to SMU and cocaine should be kept classy. The same way half the students at SMU snort coke, in a classy way to not be confused with a crack head.

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There is only one thing to say.
DEATH PENALTY
They are the sole owner of that honor

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Can’t wait to see SMU 's offense stall out on Sack Ave. this weekend!

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Can we talk about Craig James and the 5 dead hookers? :sunglasses:

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I think it would be irresponsible for us not to bring that up. #Justiceforthe5hookers

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I mean, he’s never been found guilty, so it’s important to note that Craig James allegedly killed 5 hookers at SMU.

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Just the idea that they play “She’ll be coming around the mountain” with it’s monotonous, hill-billy, trailer park strumming, sister h,mping fight song as we watch the prep boys cheering their team on is enough to become nauseous and reminds us of how absolutely iconic SMU is for failure. I can still hear Governor Clements cackling while orchestrating the pay for play that got SMU the death penalty. We talk about our football attendance but SMU’s is just about as bad as RICE. I rest my case as SMU being deserving of permanent Death Penalty.

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F*ck SMU. I think that about covers it.

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This is important to point out, we don’t know if he killed more than 5 hookers. There could be a 6th hooker that just got ignored because “Craig James killed 5 hookers” sounds better.

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The task on Saturday will be to never hear that song played

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That was a great day!

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Their band should’ve gotten the forever death penalty, most irritating band in the history of college sports.

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I don’t know, but you’d think they could afford a full sized horse.

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I really question picking a miniature horse as your mascot. Is it because most SMU students’ daddies bought them a pony growing up so there was an easy connection?

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They’re about to lose their head coach to Tortilla Tech

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I don’t understand why they don’t go after DFW versus just Dallas?

It would be interesting to see a TCU vs SMU market capture analysis between the two universities.

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That is the Second most funny picture posted about SMU…The FUNNIEST picture posted about SMU was posted on another thread (PLEASE POST IT HERE !!!), from Trading Places, where Todd and his nauseating crew of squash players were serenading Louis’ girlfriend…

THAT my friends describes SMU to a tee…

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One more thing…printing Dallas or DFW on their jerseys is just stupid. They should simply read:

Park Cities

(A popular Dallas quote: “You either live INSIDE the Bubble, or you live OUTSIDE the Bubble…”)…followed by more serenading.