NCAA Data Scientists: Here it is, you wanted a program to provide a truly objective way of ranking the field. We have successfully completed the work. Here it is, we call it the NCAA Evaluation Tool, or the NET.
NCAA Selection Committee: Oh, Thank you, thank you, thank you. You don’t know how much we appreciate this. It is so hard for us not to let our historical or personal biases unintentionally and invisibly creep into our rankings. This solves that problem. We truly want to create the perfect brackets for everyone to enjoy. What does it say about the top seeds?
NCAA Data Scientists: Numbers 1 and 2 are Gonzaga and Arizona.
NCAA Selection Committee: Great! We are really cooking. This tool is awesome!
NCAA Data Scientists: Next, Houston.
NCAA Selection Committee: Wait, what?
NCAA Data Scientists: The University of Houston Cougars
NCAA Selection Committee: No, we heard that. That’s wrong. Check your work.
NCAA Data Scientists: We did. KenPom has them at 4…
NCAA Selection Committee: They lost to Memphis twice…
NCAA Data Scientists: Yeah, but Memphis is a good team. They are #31.
NCAA Selection Committee: WHAT? But they lost twice to SMU! We were going to give them a 12 so they could beat a 5.
NCAA Data Scientists: SMU is #45.
NCAA Selection Committee: You think we are going to let three (3!) American Conference teams into the tournament? We don’t have any room! There are usually going to be spoilers in the conference tournaments and we still have to get 9 Big Ten teams and 4 Mountain West teams in.
NCAA Data Scientists: …
NCAA Selection Committee: No to SMU. We can move Memphis up to a 9 at the most, but bury them in Gonzaga’s bracket.
NCAA Data Scientists: Are you maybe letting bias creep in?
NCAA Selection Committee: The American Conference is just no good. They don’t pass the eye test. We will put Houston at a 5. What are your rankings for our 12’s?
NCAA Data Scientists: Hmm, Lets see. NMSU 79, Indiana 39, UAB 46, Richmond 81
NCAA Selection Committee: OK. Great. Put them against UAB, We don’t want them to beat a Big Ten school in the first round if you happen to be right about all this.