How lol?
Asking STH to attend 60% of games is not that hard.
I can almost guarantee that we wonāt be asking for IDs to attend a game.
I could say more but Iām too skeered to mention a forbidden subject.
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Mostly because the lines to get into games would be atrocious, like they are for airport security.
Pecker Techā¦ 
Facial recognition technology lol
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The day we mandate facial recognition is the day I stop going to games entirely.
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For sure. And if I stop buying season tickets because of something like that, Iām also going to stop sending in donations.
There are lots of ways to try go get more people to each game, but mandating that buyers use their tickets and verifying that with some kind of ID check is about the dumbest one.
If the school wants to make more tickets available for walk-ups or last-minute buyers, they should sell less season tickets. But if theyāre going to take the money for the tickets, thatās the end of the transaction.
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I would guess that if they can tell who has had perfect attendance, they can determine the history of every season ticket holder. At the very least, they can see which tickets have been used and at what percentage. To me, it does not matter who uses a ticket, as long as it is used. Fill those seats.
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The answer is simpleā¦ and Iām surprised nobody has thought of it yetā¦
Humanoidsā¦ we just need about 500 humanoids to deploy as ālate arriversā to fill seats for absent fans.
They can even make conversation by saying things such asā¦
āArenāt these concessions great!ā
And āWhy arenāt there any jerseys hanging from the raftersā¦?ā
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Some could be really fat and spill over into the next seatā¦
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This doesnāt exist in basketball
If weāre looking for authenticityā¦
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Haā¦ fat peopleā¦
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Might have mixed that up with FB.
D1-AAs
Bunch of teams released their noncon today. Weāre still waiting for ours 
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Fluffy is the funniest āfat guyā I have ever seen - my personal opinion.
I like him alot but Ralphie May was pretty good too. Definitely other side of the spectrum though. lol
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Ralphie May > Fluffy
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If weāre just listing uber fat comics, then add Patrice OāNeal to the list.
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Not nearly as obese but great comicā¦
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