You cut and paste out of context…
You are, yet again, putting words in my mouth.
I never said I don’t give a crap about UH. Those are YOUR WORDS, not mine.
You’re nothing but a troll.
You go on to say… “as you can see…” as if you are trying to convince some ghost audience of your logic.
WTF?
I have news for you. What you see as logic, others see as b ullshit.
…and… “longtime UH diehards”? Really?
First off you assume the duration of one’s fandom is proportional to the quality of that fandom. I will tell you they’re mutually exclusive.
…and…
Second… You infer that there’s some majority of Coog Fans out there that actually agree with you? Seriously? You are just a tiny piece of a vile and vocal MINORITY, who are never happy. You’re even less happy when you come across someone who is hopeful or optimistic, or, heaven forbid…. Disagree with you.
Most authentic (mature) Houston Cougar Fans I’ve come across on this message board want to discuss football and not troll the people who don’t share their opinion.
But a very few of you are so conflicted that you denigrate the very program you purport to care about.
O-line sucks
CW sucks
The OC sucks
The DC sucks
The HC sucks
Anyone who thinks we might win Saturday sucks
Playcalling sucks
We run too much
We pass too much
Special Teams suck
We’ve always sucked
We’ll always suck
There’s NOTHING wrong with constructive criticism. It’s actually a “good thing”. But if you believe that, then you have to be able to, every now and then, be open to the idea that it might be YOU that sucks?
News flash !!! >>> If all you do is complain, it’s YOU that sucks.
You’re not going to convince ANYONE you’re correct by regurgitating misery as if it were some kind of autonomic body function.
The only one you’ve convinced is yourself because you’ve spit so much garbage for so long you’ve convinced yourself you are righteous (and that UH Football sucks). And you’ve created (or are trying to create) a small “cult” called “UH Diehards”.
Oooooh…. Mufasa… “UH Diehards”.
I’m getting chills just hearing that phrase. It strikes fear in the heart of all who hear it. It is the wildcard you play whenever you’re losing an argument. Use it and all your foes will bow down before you in fear and awe!
Definition: A small vocal minority who have been suffering together on a message board, in misery, for so long, they are unwilling, and borderline incapable, of seeing the good in the very person (people) who are there to help them appreciate good things again. Misery loves company.
It’s our way or the highway.
We like to complain.
At least we’re good at that.
Ya’ gotta’ be good at something.
We’ve done it for so long we’ve created our own language that actually demeans our own team…
We call ourselves… “UH Diehards”.
Don’t you think that name might come across as “we’re expecting to lose”?
How about this instead…. How about… “Lifelong Coogs”?
But we never played Football for UH. Shouldn’t it be “Lifelong Coog Fans”?
No, it’s not legit enough. It’s “Lifelong Coogs” sounds more official as if we actually have some authority.
Ok, I guess that’s it then…
Yeah, that’s it…
The 3 of us need to come up with a motto.
How about Coog it?
Man, you’re on a roll today…
Forever more, our Battle Cry will be…. Coog it !!!
Yeah, that so awesome!