Lsu is doing a private equity deal/ 100 mil upfront for 10% future

Lane has them over a barrel.

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Lane Kiffin signed a seven-year, $91 million contract to become the head football coach at LSU. The deal runs through December 31, 2032, averaging $13 million annually, and includes unique features such as covered Ole Miss postseason bonuses, heavy termination protections, and personal jet hours. [1, 2, 3]

Financial Terms and Structure

  • Base Salary & Compensation: $400,000 base salary with $12.6 million in annual supplemental compensation, totaling $13 million per year. [1]

  • National Title Escalator: Includes an automatic salary adjustment clause to keep him at or near the top of highest-paid national figures if he wins a national championship. [1, 2]

  • Ole Miss Carryover Bonus: LSU uniquely agreed to honor and pay out the postseason bonuses Kiffin would have earned had he stayed at Ole Miss through their College Football Playoff run (ranging from $150,000 for Round 1 up to $1 million for a national title). [1, 2]

Buyouts and Protections

  • If Fired Without Cause: LSU owes Kiffin 80% of his remaining salary. The payout has zero offset language, meaning payments cannot be reduced even if he immediately takes another coaching job. [1, 2]

  • If Kiffin Leaves Early: Kiffin owes LSU a sliding buyout penalty starting at $7 million if he departs before December 31, 2026, dropping down incrementally in subsequent years. [1]

Incentives and Perks

  • Postseason Incentives: Up to $4 million in annual performance bonuses, including $500,000 for an SEC title game appearance ($1 million for a win) and up to $3 million for capturing a national championship. [1]

  • Perks: Includes 65 hours of annual personal private jet use, courtesy vehicles, temporary housing, and family/recruiting travel accommodations.

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LSU getting $100,000,000.00 in debt means he could go winless for several years and they couldn’t afford to buy him out.

They would owe him 80% of his $91,000,000.00…

…AND…

…still owe the $100,000,000.00 for this disaster of a deal they’re now putting in place.

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Meanwhile the better coach (and better man), who resides in Houston, is getting about 1/3 of that.

Like I said…

Lane is a Con Man.

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This has the potential to cost LSU more than Jimbo Fisher cost Texas A&M. Fisher’s buyout at A&M was about $77M.

I wouldn’t mind seeing LSU break A&M’s record.

Unless a billionaire comes along, there’s no way LSU can AFFORD to “Buyout” Lane.

This entire fiasco has the Bayou Bengals on the hook for close to $200,000,000.00 now.

Then they would have to hire a new coach on top of that.

Lane Kiffen will either win them a Natty, or do what he’s done everywhere else he’s been, and LSU will be the laughing stock of College Football.

My gut tells me the latter is more likely, because this “Tiger” hasn’t changed his stripes.

What I’d really like to know is where are they gonna come up with ANOTHER 40 Million after this season ends to the keep the 41 guys they paid $40,000,000.00 for this year?

…and payments will begin on the $100,000,000.00 “loan”. I’m willing to bet that’ll be around 10 MIL a year.

This is just getting ridiculous…

Meanwhile millions of Americans are going to sleep on the streets tonight.

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Yep

Does LSU (the University) have an Endowment, because, at some point in the future the words, Lawsuit and Bankruptcy come to mind?

LSU is a state flagship university.

UH’s endowment is double that of LSU. UH’s is $2.687B to LSU’s, which is $1.24B.

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Thanks

Can you imagine the storyline in September 2027 when the Coogs beat LSU?

…after they’ve spent all that $ on their roster?

LSU could easily go 8-4 this year, then to start the season out 0-1 in 2027….

There would be riots in Baton Rouge.

Until that game is played the Coogs are LSU’s “Daddy”.

What I’m suggesting is not dissimilar the what Indiana did to Ohio State last year.

Outcoached and outplayed by a bunch of 3-stars.

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SEC and B1G schools have a history of finding cause to fire someone right around the time they wanted to fire them anyway, and Lane doesn’t exactly have a reputation for being a model citizen. I wouldn’t be shocked if LSU found a way to weasel their way out of paying him his buyout, especially knowing they have the governor on their side.

The following is what AI says about Lane’s playing days…

Lane Kiffin attended Bloomington Jefferson High School in Bloomington, Minnesota, where he developed as a standout multi-sport athlete under the backdrop of a renowned football family led by his defensive coordinator father, Monte Kiffin. [1, 2, 3]

High School Overview

  • Location: Bloomington, Minnesota (graduated from Bloomington Jefferson High School).

  • Sports Played: Football, basketball, and baseball.

  • Athletic Profile: Competed as a versatile multi-sport contributor before eventually moving on to play college quarterback at Fresno State. [1, 2, 3]

AI was kind, it you’ll notice there are no stats and no proof he was even any good in high school. He just played 3 sports because no HS coach would keep Monte Kiffen’s son off the field.

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You’ll notice this trend continues in the next link I found, where a little more light is shed on his spoiled, entitled, overblown self image…

Although the now-Ole Miss HC’s high school accolades aren’t publicly available, his father remains his biggest influence. As one of his former teammates, David Carr, once stated that Lane’s father influenced him not to leave a team for lack of playing time. That mindset might bring Lane to Fresno State as a backup QB after his high school days.

Why was Lane Kiffin’s playing career short at Fresno State?

Well, Kiffin’s roots run deep in Fresno. He quarterbacked the Bulldogs for three seasons, from 1994 to 1996, before graduating in 1998. But before completing his graduation, he was already coaching. With that, while his playing career at Fresno State was brief, it’s understandable, as he spent most of his time as a backup QB. Probably, that’s why, rather than sit on the bench his senior season, Lane Kiffin chose to make the switch to coaching.

Additionally, competition became a major factor. At that time, he played behind starter Billy Volek, who went on to an 11-year NFL career. Besides, Kiffin grew frustrated with losing practice reps, according to 2001 Heisman finalist David Carr. And that pushed the Ole Miss HC to become a student coach. He started as a student assistant under Jeff Tedford in ’97 and ’98 in Lane’s senior year.

How Lane Kiffin transitioned from player to coach under Jeff Tedford

After three seasons as a backup, Lane grew frustrated in his final season at Fresno State. He didn’t hold back and confronted then-OC Jeff Tedford, who later served as the program’s HC from 2017 to 2019. But not only did lack of playing time make him frustrated, Tedford also gave Lane’s practice reps to freshman Carr.

That’s why one day Lane came with no uniform, and when Tedford asked what happened, Kiffin said, “Well, I figured I could come out in shorts and a t-shirt because you’re just going to give all of my reps to Dave.” From that day his transition into coaching began after he gave up his playing time. The entire situation of his transition was later recalled by Carr in an interview.

“So they (Jeff Tedford and Lane Kiffin) start screaming at each other. (Tedford) kicks (Kiffin) off the field,” stated Carr. “Lane’s like ‘Fine, I quit!’ So he quits, goes into the locker room, and he comes jogging back out with a polo on. I’m like ‘What happened inside?’ and (Tedford) goes ‘Oh, we called his dad, we called Monte (Kiffin?).’ And Monty said ‘You’re not f****** quitting. Get back out there. I don’t care in what capacity.’ So Lane’s like ‘Fine. I’ll coach with you.’ So they made him assistant wide receivers coach that day and that’s when the coaching career began.”

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“Lane’s playing stats from high school aren’t ‘publicly available’”.

Translation…

lane played 3 sports and was nothing more than average at any of them.

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The Fresno State coach gave Lane’s snaps to another player. So Lane quit.

Translation….

The head coach knew Lane couldn’t play at that level and was only there because his Dad was Monte Kiffen.

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So Lane starts “coaching” (for a head coach who couldn’t stand him) during what would have been his Senior year, because Daddy wouldn’t let him quit. The Fresno State head coach only allowed it, likely because it freed up a scholarship for another player and he knew he could keep Daddy happy and let Lane pretend he was a coach like this Father.

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Lane Kiffin played backup quarterback for the Fresno State Bulldogs from 1994 to 1996. He did not record significant accumulated passing or rushing statistics during his time on the field, serving primarily in a reserve role before transitioning directly into coaching as a student assistant for the program in 1997. [1, 2, 3, 4]

Playing Career Overview

  • Position: Quarterback

  • Years Active: 1994–1996

  • Role: Backup / Reserve

  • Career Statistics: No substantial individual career passing or statistical records were logged at the varsity level.

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Lane Kiffen has been a pretender his entire life.

No HS Stats. No college Stats.

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Every program he’s ever been at, from his HS days to being the head coach at LSU, has been let down by him, left in the lurch by him, disappointed by him, and regrets EVER having been associated with him.

Again…

Can somebody tell me why LSU will be ANY different?

Lane Kiffin has a reputation as one of college football’s most polarizing figures, with critics often labeling him “fake” or a “fraud” due to his frequent coaching departures, public controversies, and calculated social media antics. [1, 2, 3, 4]

While some view his persona as a masterful marketing strategy for the modern Transfer Portal and NIL era, others point to specific controversies that fuel his “fake” reputation: [1]

  1. Mid-Season and Playoff Departures
  • Ole Miss to LSU Move: In late 2025, Kiffin left Ole Miss mid-stream to take the head coaching job with the LSU Tigers. [1]

  • Playoff Abandonment: Fans and media labeled him a traitor and “fake” for leaving his team while they were actively preparing for the College Football Playoff run. [1, 2, 3, 4, 5]

  • Tampering Accusations: Ole Miss launched a campaign accusing Kiffin of tampering, alleging he secretly recruited his own Ole Miss players to follow him to LSU while still on their payroll. [1]

  1. Fabricated Social Media and Media Stunts
  • The Fake Penn State Account: Before the 2023 Peach Bowl, an Ole Miss offensive staff member created a fake Penn State fan account to tweet fabricated, insulting quotes about Ole Miss. Kiffin knowingly retweeted the fake account to artificially motivate his players, later laughing it off publicly.[1, 2, 3]

  • Vanity Fair Fallout: Kiffin sparked immense backlash following an interview with Vanity Fair where he made spontaneous, controversial comments about recruiting difficulties and race in Mississippi. His subsequent public apology was widely dismissed by critics as a calculated PR stunt rather than a genuine sentiment. [1, 2]

  1. Legal and Professional Disputes
  • The FAU Fraud Lawsuit: Former Alabama player Antonio Carter filed a lawsuit alleging fraud against Kiffin during his tenure at Florida Atlantic University. Carter claimed Kiffin falsely promised him an assistant coaching job to exploit Carter’s relationship with a high-profile recruit, only to yank the offer after a background check. [1]

  • False Public Accusations: Kiffin has a history of making public claims that backfire. He was publicly reprimanded by the SEC for falsely accusing Florida of recruiting violations, and has faced stern public pushback from opposing players for making false on-field accusations. [1, 2]

The following sums up this entire discussion better than everything I’ve said to this point…

Lane Kiffen was the most serial abuser of “Fake Injuries” in the history of college football, to the point he even openly admitted it and bragged about it.

Willie Fritz teaches his players to hand the referee the ball after every play, as if he were teaching them to block and tackle.

LSU’s first game this season is at home vs Clemson. The line at FanDual is LSU -9.5. Knowing LSU fans, if LSU loses, the season is over.

In college football, “Death Valley” is the famous nickname shared by two iconic stadiums: Clemson University’s Memorial Stadium in South Carolina and Louisiana State University’s (LSU) Tiger Stadium in Baton Rouge. Both programs feature a tiger mascot and fiercely lay claim to the legendary moniker.[1, 2]

Clemson University (Memorial Stadium)

  • The Original Owner: Clemson used the nickname first, earning it in the late 1940s.

  • Origin: Presbyterian College coach Lonnie McMillian famously remarked that taking his team to play at Clemson was like visiting “Death Valley” because his squads were routinely beaten there. Clemson coach Frank Howard later popularized it in the 1950s.

  • Capacity: Roughly 81,500 fans (though record concert crowds have pushed higher). [1, 2, 3, 4, 5]

Louisiana State University (Tiger Stadium)

  • The Noise Moniker: LSU’s venue originally gained fame as “Deaf Valley” due to the deafening noise levels shaking nearby buildings, which eventually morphed into “Death Valley”. [1]

  • Origin: Popularized following LSU’s 1959 Sugar Bowl win over Clemson, and cemented by legendary loud moments like the 1988 “Earthquake Game” that registered on campus seismographs. [1, 2]

Top College Football Games Opening Weekend 2026: Clemson Tigers at LSU Tigers

Top College Football Games Opening Weekend

Jul 23, 2026; Tampa, FL, USA; LSU Tigers linebacker Whit Weeks (40) speaks to the press during SEC Football Kickoff Media Day at the Tampa Marriott. Mandatory Credit: Nathan Ray Seebeck-Imagn Images

Clemson vs LSU is the premier game of opening weekend. Clemson enters the season with national championship expectations behind one of the nation’s most talented rosters, while the LSU Tigers once again expect to compete for the SEC title. The game features athletes on both sides of the ball, making it one of the first major College Football Playoff measuring-stick games of the season.

QB Sam Leavitt

Sam Leavitt, the transfer quarterback, enters the season with enormous expectations in LSU’s new-look offense. His ability to handle Clemson’s aggressive defensive front could determine the outcome of the game. Lane Kiffin will start his first game as LSU’s coach at home with a new quarterback; expect some fireworks early in this game.

LB Whit Weeks

Whit Weeks is one of the nation’s top linebackers and the heartbeat of LSU’s defense. His instincts, tackling ability, and leadership earned him preseason national award recognition. He is one of the top defensive players in the country to watch all season long.

Clemson, on the other hand, will be looking to prove it can win a marquee season opener in one of college football’s toughest environments. A nationally televised trip to LSU’s Death Valley is about as difficult a way to begin the season as any team could ask for. Following a few seasons that fell short of the championship standard Clemson established under Dabo Swinney, the Tigers enter 2026 determined to show they are once again among the nation’s elite.