The dumbest thing you will ever read on the internet today

I have it on good authority mermaids are bi.
Bi-medium, they can sing both under water and in an
atmosphere.

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Are they considered illegal aliens when they pop up in our USA territorial sea boundary?

If they pop up on election day, can they vote? If so is their flipper considered a disability in the American Disability Act?

Oh and what about bathrooms?

Clearly citizens of Atlantis. We should broach the subject with King Neptune and his loyal assistant, Sebastian.

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What’s next? Drag Queen Little Mermaid? Where does it end? :rofl:

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Tuesday dumb shitake

https://twitter.com/SharylAttkisson/status/1572226261568700417?t=AVVfXXi4ZNls-go0sK8kCQ&s=19

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He should get together with this guy…imagine what they could accomplish!

https://twitter.com/madflavor/status/1255178726179917825?s=20&t=x2fzsJu21KLBps1ERGCgPQ

I thought this thread was going to be about Herschel Walker.

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Beat me to it by 3 minutes :rofl:

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I feel sorry for Trump supporters that are still riding the crazy train over
the cliff. Sincerely. They really need to see the live interview. Maybe then
the craziness will sink in. Reading the words is not effective for some.

The man should know to just keep his mouth shut. I can’t imagine how
his lawyers must feel about him doing these types of interviews where
he shoots himself in the head.

Edit- Flags lol

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That is because those people are “RINOs” and “Globalists” who are in cahoots with Democrats to use public schools to groom our kids and to turn boys into girls.

The amazing thing is, how do they have all this time to groom, when they are busy faking school shootings and running a global cannibalism ring?

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By using adrenochrome to sweeten their morning coffee. Energy all day long. :wink:

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Ohhh, that’s right. Totally forgot about that.

Their chicanery knows no bounds!!!

Don’t forget the fluoride in the water !!!

https://twitter.com/AjitPai/status/1573477208970215425?t=Fz06Hy9BC2WRjxnoIIXu3g&s=19

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Time travel is real!!

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Volkswagen take design advice from Homer Simpson…

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Hairstyles from the 1220’s making a comeback…