Enough talk. It’s time to put it on paper.
#1. “It’s not easy being a Cougar; but it is worth it." -Yeoman
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“The ship has sailed on 2024 recruiting.”
-Dana Holgerson
“I can’t fuking coach this sit!”
-Dana Holgerson
“I ain’t taking responsibility for that.”
-Dana Holgerson
“We fire coaches at 8-4.”
-Renu Khator
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“Stick it in your pipe and smoke it”
-Tom Franklin
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"Todd Graham put it in your pipe and smoke it baby.” 
Thats an all time favorite!
That and Lee Corso.
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1990 Player Torrin Polk on why he likes John Jenkins: “He treats us like men. He lets us wear earrings.”
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We’re not on a 5 year plan, we’re on a 5 minute plan. (paraphrase)
Art Briles
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Paraphrase: “…we are going to win the galactic championship…”
Tom “Kissy Face” Herman
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“How many hands does it take to catch a football?”
-purple jacket guy
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“cough, cough, snort”
— Dana Holgorsen
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That’s hard cheese.
CBY
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Nothing has changed.
I can’t remember if it was Art or Tom.
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Both
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On a swarming tackle on defense, CBY used to say “…and he brought his friends along to help.”
CBY
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“Think Cotton”
Trainer Tom Wilson, during Spring Practice in the SWC era.
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“University of Houston is still a proud member of Conference USA”
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“Put that sh!t on paper!” - Art Briles
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“We’re this close.”
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The cat nap is over - Clyde Drexler
sorry not football…
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“Every play in our offense is designed to score.”
Head Coach John “Jugular” Jenkins
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“Nothing has changed.” - also Art Briles 